why to own a water treadmill from Riverpool.com
10. "Your kids will not
bother you with: 'When are you going to open the pool daddy?'
9. "You can relax by the pool without the delivery man making a pass at your tummy."
8. "No killer bees in
your pina colada."
7. "You can write your
latest customer's phone number on a piece of paper and it won't blow away."
6. "Your neighbours will
need to be invited, if they want to see you in a swimsuit."
5. " You can stop buying
chemicals by the truckload."
4. "You won't have to
hear swimming tips from across the fence."
3. "Spy satellites will only see
a roof, not your behind."
2. "No skunk will crash
your pool party."
And the number ONE
reason why to own a water treadmill from Riverpool.com is
If you have trouble waking up
your spouse in the morning... You can put your bed next to the pool.
How did the cat get out of the pool?
A Hollywood actress had two pools built
in her back yard, but she keeps one always empty:
some friends who cannot swim.